agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

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stimmyabby:

people complain about people “faking disabilities”
you know what happens way more often than people faking disabilities?
people pretending not to be disabled so they won’t get treated like shit

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dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

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Pulp Fiction (1994)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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