perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

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"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."

potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

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funnierthanjesus:

I found the rebel bass

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."

Mark Twain (via kushandwizdom)

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hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

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Beetlejuice (1988)

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